Paratrooper Gallego.

A Gallego studying Paratrooper going to his first practice field and the instructor tells them heard, we are at 5,000 feet above sea level in the backpack have 2 buttons, after 10 seconds of jump press the first button and should open their parachute if anything it do not come out, wait another 10 seconds and press the other button, there if you need to open them another parachute, and remember, that does not fall up the military truck, it must come walking. Gallego is launched, wait 10 seconds, press the first button and not the parachute opens, wait 10 seconds, and press the other button and does not open anything, and says Gallego: communion wafers, what is missing now is that not fall up the military truck, and walk, my mother.

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