Things not to do.

1º Pava Naive, or Minor: are those who believe that soups feed, just because you sweat when you take them. For being so Harmless, sometimes they tell him: Squab of Pava.

2º Explosiva Pava: are those who answer the things you tell a newborn, trying to speak as the Newborn.

3º Pava Simple: You say you have "many hungry" but to say that what you have is "as a fatigue".

4º Pava Composite: are the parents of priests, who must also ask the blessing the son, at the same time he asks.

5º Old Pava: when he takes the Bride, on visiting day, some sweets or cakes, and you are asked the next day and I have not kept one, Mummy?

6º Pava Pig: when it is said: "I will put a Telegram" when what you want is going to make poop.

7º Economic Pava: when one piece, things that usually occur in pairs, for example appointing: That's a shoe Fino, instead of saying that is a pair of shoes Fino.

8º Sport Pava: They are sick explaining his illness, saying that they feel something coming up and down them, like a ball.

9º Traditional ​​Pava: when it comes to wake someone having a nightmare, with another name, because they say that if called by name, may become "Loco". This is rarely used, because usually, when it came to wake him calling him by another name, who was asleep was the neighbor next door.

Anyway, all this empava, according to the Old Ways.

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