Lady Confession.

A Lady, go to Church to confess, and tells the Cure: Hey Cure, I am very sad with you, but I want you in the name of God, forgive me, and the priest says, speaking daughter, speech, and the Lady says Good Cure, I was in a meeting with three friends, and we started to compete on who had bigger ?, and the priest bore, and says and then, Lady, continue, continue?, and continues the Lady: well Cure, were Gumersinda, Cristófora, Petronila, and I, and the priest says, that's fine, but, and how was the thing ?, and the Lady says Good Cure, I explain: Gumersinda, had it too large, there fit all, Cristófora, very small, that if you do not fit anything, Petronila, yes, a little bigger, and I, too, very normal, you want to show you mine, Cure ?, and the priest says, but, as here ?, daughter and tells the Lady if clear Cure, see it: and showed him his "Glass of Bed".

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