Confession.

A Lady, go to church to confess, and tells the Cure: Hey Cure, I am very sad with you, but I want you in the name of God, forgive me, and the priest says, speaking daughter, speech, and the Lady says good Cure, we were again gathered my friends: Gumersinda, Cristófora, Petronila, and I, but now was with very handsome friends, very good shape all of them, Cure, and friends told us midnight, we could take her very intimate with them equipment, we would like, and we put them under our command, so did with them what we wanted, and as his very intimate with them devices looked so provocative, my we friends and I, we started to compete in who took the biggest ?, and the priest bore, and says and then, daughter, continues, continues and continues the Lady?, Well Cure, Gumersinda, is grabbed as always the largest, which had more scope, Cristófora, grabbed the one that followed in size, and had less scope, Petronila, if grasped as always, the smallest, did not reach him anywhere, and Curea despairs, and says but, and you daughter, how was that you grabbed you tell me ?, and Lady says: I have it here Cure, watch it: and showed him a Mobile Phone.

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