Child with Hunger.

A child, to whom his parents have too much spoiled, to whom everything he wants asks and they give him, is crying, because now what he wants is to eat Shit, and thus, crying, beg him to his Father, to let him eat Shit. And of course his Father will not let him do that, and he tells the child that that can not be done, or done, because Shit is Crap, even if it is cleansed. But the child, who is tirelessly crying, insists and insists that he, the child, wants to eat Shit. And it is so much, until Father, tired of listening to the child crying because he wants to eat Shit, he says to the child: okay son, you can eat all the Shit you want to eat, but stop crying, please. The child hears this very happy, but he continues to cry, and he responds to Father: thank you Dad, that's fine, but I want you to dress it with Condiments, so that it tastes good, and the Father, getting a little Angry, he says to the child: but son, as I will season it with Condiments a Shit, that can not, nor should be done, that is very Disgusting, and the Child cries even stronger, and he responds The Father: of course if you can do, of course if you can, shine the Shit to eat me, so that it tastes good, and the Father, a little full of anger, rage, says to the son: , I'll put the shit on you, but do not cry any more, please, and Father will garnish it, garlic, onions, peppers, paprika, and everything he manages to get from Condiments, and That he has a very good taste, so that he knows the child very well, ah, and at the same time he also throws Salt, of course, and after all this, the Father tells the child, who is seeing his Father With a lot of attention to do all this: Son, here is your Shit, I threw everything I could, everything I got to throw, to dress it so that I knew very well, to have a very good taste, now 'you can eat it , And leave me in peace, and stop crying. The child listens to the Father, and responds, still crying: Thank you Dad, but I want you to try it, to see how you had that preparation, how you prepared it, how you helped me, to see if it suited you Taste, the Father hears the child say this, he becomes angry, he becomes almost half crazy towards the child, and says: son, how am I going to try this Shit? How am I going to eat shit? And less thinned, please son, do not fuck me. And the Child, listen to the Father say this very carefully, and the child begins to cry even harder, and responds to the Father: yes, yes you can try it, if you try it, to see if it tastes good, If it was good for you, Father, and the Father, already tired with the sobbing of the child, says: Son, you are exhausting the Patience, and I am going to prove it, Father proves how the Shit was with the dressings he threw , How he got from Sal, the taste that Shit has now, how he got the Manjar that he just prepared his son to eat, and tells the child: son, it was well, sure, it really tastes great , You can eat all that quiet Shit, it was Maravilla, better could not have been that Shit, and the boy, still crying, listens to the Father, and responds: you ate very little of that Shit that you prepared me, Dad, I think not I think you're telling me lies, I want you to eat more, to see if it's true that it's good for you, and the Father says: Son, I told you that you're running out of patience, as you think I'm going To eat me all that Shit that I prepared you, I assure you that it was okay, but damn it, and the Father, he eats a good bite of the Manjar de Shit that he prepared for his son, and then another bite, and the Boy sees this, and the child gets very angry, starts to wallow all over the floor, to cry even harder, and shouts to the Father: Nooo, you're eating it all, now I do not want that Shit, it ends And you to eat it all, Father Glutton, I do not want that shit anymore, Nooo.

Notes:

A) Please, can send me your Jokes, to share them to the E-mail: Amedrondon@gmail.com Thank you.

Please write: "Cheat", name of the joke, and Country of origin. Thank you.

B) Also remember, that you can see another grouping of Jokes, in my other Blogger: CHISTES, Y REFLEXIONES, AMED. Thank you.

C) And please, life is short, we live with Good Humor. Thank you.

D) Ah, and another thing, if you know Venezuelan Citizens, or know of their presence in your very Beautiful Population, please, they can lend support and help to them, they are Good People, Good People, Please, and Thank you.