Jesus and his apostles.

Jesus comes and asks John, John, where the bread is ?, and John, his mouth full of bread, eating it hidden, it says: ate Judas, Jesus comes and whips Judas, then Jesus comes and asks Peter, Peter, where the wine is ?, and Peter, who is almost half drunk and the hidden bottle, he says it took Judas, and Jesus goes and strikes again Judas, and then Jesus tells all his apostles: I am sure that here today, any of you, I will betray tonight, and says Judas. all me, all me, all me.

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