kūfuku no kodomo.

Kodomo wa, QUS ryōshin wa kare ga nozonde iru subete wa sore o motomete iru koto o, hijō ni amarini mo amayakasa rete sodatte ori, ima, kare wa tawagoto o taberu koto o nozonde irunode, karera wa, naite iru, sore o ataeru, oyobinode, nakinagara, kare wa kare no chichi o tanomimasu, kare wa tawagoto o tabete mimashoushimasu. Kare wa fuku o kite mo, kare no chichioya wa kare ga sore o yara seru, sore ga, dekinai, matawa jikkō suru hitsuyō ga ari, kodomo ni tsutaemasen mochiron', tawagoto tawagotodearu gen'in. Shikashi, naite fudan no aru kodomo wa, shuchō to kare wa, kodomo ga tawagoto o taberu koto o nozonde iru koto o shuchō shite imasu. Soshite, sore wa kare ga, tawagoto o tabetai ko ni tsutaeru tame, nakuko o kiku no ni tsukarete, chichi naru made, zutto sōdesu: OK musuko wa, anata ga tabetai subete no tawagoto o taberu koto ga dekimasuga, soreha, nageku kudasai teishi shimasu. Kodomo wa, kore wa hijō ni manzoku kiku ga, naki tsudzuke, chichi ni ōtō shimasu. Okage de, otōsan, soreha daijōbudesu ga, watashi wa anata ALINES watashi chōmiryōtai, yoi aji, soshite chichi o motte iru, to sukoshi o shutoku shimasu sore ga dekinai, matawa okonau hitsuyō ga ari, sore wa hijō ni warui ajidashi, kodomo ni mo ōgoe de sakebi, oyobi ōtō, watashi wa chōmiryō tawagoto to fukusō o suru tsumori no yō ni, shikashi musuko: Okotte, kare wa kodomo ni tsutaemasu chichi: Mochiron, anata ga okonau koto ga dekireba, mochiron anata ga dekireba, anata wa yoi aji o motte irunode, sore o taberu tame ni tawagoto o alíñame, soshite ikari no hotondo kanzen'na chichi, ikari ga kodomo ni tsutaemasu: Yoku musuko watashi wa tawagoto o doresu shimasuga, yori ōku o nakanaide, kudasai, to chichi ALINA, nin'niku, tamanegi, pīman, papurika, oyobi kanri suru subete no chōmiryō o eru tame ni, oyobi ni, jigoku ni sore o surō shimasu mata, mochiron, saru o kakunin shinagara, anata wa hontōni, kodomo, ā o shitte irunode, kanojo wa, hijō ni yoi aji o motte ori, subete kono ato, chichi wa kare no chichi o mite iru kodomo ni iimasu shinchō ni ko no subete no sōsa o okonaimasu watashi wa watashi ga dekiru subete no mono, watashi wa anata ga hijō ni yoku shitte iru tame ni aliñártela ni nageru yō ni natta subete no mono o nage, musuko wa, koko ni anata no tawagotodesunode, anata wa hijō ni yoi aji o motte, now' puedes wa sore o tabemasu soshite ima, hitori de watashi o nokoshite, anata wa mada nagekimasu. Sore wa junbi ga, watashi no yō ni anata wa watashi ga yokatta ka dō ka o kakunin suru tame ni, watashi no aliñaste to shite, chōsei sa reta hōhō o kakunin suru tame ni, okage de otōsanga, watashi wa anata ga sore o ajiwaitai: Kodomo ga chichi ni mimi o katamuke, kotae, mada, mada naite aji wa, chichi ga kore o ikkodomo o kiku, kare wa gekido, sore wa hobo hanbun no kodomo ni kyōki ni naru, to itte, musuko, dono yō ni watashi wa kono tawagoto o tamesu koto ga dekimasu ka? Dono yō ni watashi wa tawagoto o taberu nodarou ka? Sukunai?,-Fuku o kita musuko wa, watashi to seikō shinaide kudasai. , Sore ga yoi aji baai wa i, hai sore wa anata ga sore o shiyou to shita baai, sanshō shite mite kudasai. Soshite shōnen wa, chichi wa hijō ni shinchō ni kore o iu no o kiite, sarani kyōryokuna ko o tomurau tame hajime, chichi ni ōtō shimasu watashi wa daijōbudatta baai wa, otōsan to chichi wa, lloradera no kodomo to tsukare musuko, I' re wa nintai ga fusoku shite iru', to iu to, kare wa kare o nageta doresshingu to tawagotodatta yō ni watashi wa, chichi no tesuto o shiyou to shimasu jissai ni wa hijō ni yoi aji o motte, musuko wa, yoku kakushin shite ita:, Kare wa saru ga ikani, aji wa ima, kare wa anata dake taberu tame ni anata no kodomo o junbi Manjar atta ka kuso, motte iru, to kodomo ni tsutaemasu anata ga yoriyoi ga, sono tawagoto sa rete inai kanōsei ga ari, kodomo wa, mada chichi o kiite, naite, to itte, anata ga watashi o yōi shi, sono tawagoto o hotondo tabeta, wandādatta, subete ga shizukana tawagoto o taberu koto ga deki, otōsan wa, watashi wa nai to omoimasu anata wa watashi ga yoku atta koto wa jijitsudearu ka dō ka o kakunin suru tame ni, watashi wa anata ga yori ōku o tabetai, watashi wa anata ga aru watashi ni itte iru to omou, yokatta, to chichi wa musuko ga, watashi wa anata ga watashi ni nintai o jikkō shite iru to nobeta, to watashi wa omou' to nobemashita watashi ga yōi shi, subete no tawagoto o tabete, watashi wa anata sore wa yokatta ga, jigoku, shite kudasai, to chichi, yoi sunakku chinmi ga seikō wa anata no kodomo ga taberu junbi shi, sonogo,-betsu no hitokuchi, oyobi hoshō shimasu kodomo ga kore o mite, hijō ni ikatteiru kodomo ga shutoku suru, sarani kyōryokuna tomurau tame, subete no yuka no ue o koroge mawaru hajime, chichi ni sakebu: I ̄ e, anata wa subete o tabete, ima watashi wa sono tawagoto ga shūryō shitaku arimasen anata wa, chichi kuishinbō no subete o tabemasu. Watashi wa sono tawagoto, i ̄ e o nozonde imasen.

Nōtos:

A) Amedrondon@ gmail. Komu arigatō:  anata wa, E mēru o kyōyū suru tame ni, anata no jōku o sōshin suru koto ga dekimasu shite kudasai. Kaite kudasai: Kigen no" jōku" jōku-mei to kuni. Arigatō. Jōku, ya hansha, AMED: 

B) You Can see other group of jokes, in other Blogger mine: CHISTES, Y REFLEXIONES, AMED. wa mata, anata ga watashi no ta no burogā de jōku no betsu no gurūpu o miru koto ga deki, oboete oite kudasai. Arigatō. 

C) oyobi, jinsei wa mijikaidesu, yūmoa to dōkyo shite kudasai. Arigatō.

D) ā,-betsu no koto, shira rete iru Benezuera no shimin, matawa anata no hijō ni utsukushī machi de sono sonzai o shitte iru baai wa, sorera ni shien to enjo o teikyō suru koto ga dekimasu shite kudasai, karera wa, yoi hito, yoi hito shite kudasai de, arigatōgozaimasu.