FATHER AND DAUGHTER.

LETTER OF DAUGHTER.

The father enters the room his daughter, and get a letter that says:

Dear Mom and Dad, with pain and sorrow tell you, I went with my boyfriend. I think it's my true and great love.

You have piercings everywhere, and all are beautiful, also it has large scars, many tattoos, not combed, and it's horrible, sometimes has a bad smell, and moves like a madman, in his Moto. I am very happy because I'm already pregnant by him, and said, we will be very happy, living in the same hut, and in the same neighborhood where he lives. And he said, we will have many children, and you, you know that's my dream.

Also, we're both praying that science gets us fast, the cure for AIDS, so that he is better, because it is very bad Polluted with that, and I do not know if I already, I have caught. It is unfortunate that the two of us so beautiful people as we are, so good, and intelligent as we are, we suffer with that, we do not deserve.

Do not worry about money, he has a friend who invited me to participate in his films, which will roll, and said, I can earn up 200.oo by scene, and even more. That's nothing to me, Parents, do not worry.

You know that I care much, I know I can take care, I think a lot what I do. I just do very good things, so that my Papitos, are proud of their daughter.

Someday I return, to know all his grandchildren.

His daughter, who loves you,

Ermenegilda.

P.S. It's a joke, Papito and Mamita, I'm here at the house next door, where my friend Casilda, watching TV.,

I just wanted to show that there are worse things in life than my school notes, which are in my nightstand.

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FATHER'S RESPONSE.

Daughter, God bless you.

I gave her to read the letter to your mother, and has given a Infarction Severo, from fright. We took her to the hospital, and was hospitalized, doctors fear for his life.

The lawyers recommended, make use of Repudiation, so now, you're not our daughter, we've taken Testament.

Also we get your stuff from your room, and we made there, a room Waste.

We changed the lock of the house, so we'll have to find Accommodation, Do not try to pay with your card, because we canceled, like your Bank Account. The money was there, we are using what your mother.

Do not call to ask for money, never again, also we cancel your mobile phone contract, and gave Baja your phone number.

All your jewelry you had here, your home stereo, all your CDs, and movies are sold them to the neighbor of the fifth floor that always you fell so bad, and you said you saw hidden by your window, when you were wearing.

Another thing, look for work, not because we are going to pay more than your studies or your music lessons.

We hope you go nice and be very happy.

Who you wanted,

Your parents.

P.S. It's a joke, Precious Child, I am here at home with your mother, watching TV., it is shitting of laughter. We just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life, you spend three weeks Punished in your room, without watching TV., Without leave, just for the little joke of your chart.

Note: please can you send your jokes, or jokes to share the E-mail or e-mail: Amedrondon@gmail.com Tank You. Thank you.

I will respect the name of the joke, and please write the name of the country of origin. Thank you so much.