sábado, 14 de octubre de 2017

esu ga kekkon shite itara.

esu ga kekkon shite itara.

I Kami, ehoba, Jahve, Eloim, zen uchū no watashitachi no kyūkyoku no sōzōnushi, watashitachi no shikō korera no genzai o okashita no wa adamutoibu no tame ni ataisuru batsu o kasu sai ni, ōku no riyū ga atta shinakereba naranai, tanjun ni iimashita,`watashi wa otto to josei o sengen shimasu. Seisho Milenarias seisho, kyū shin'yaku seisho yonde, soshite hokanohito nado, no izure mo ga kaka rete imasendeshita, kare wa kanojo no saiai no tame ni keikaku sa re, yuiitsu no musuko, josei o sūhai shite itashimashita. Iesu ga kekkon shita to shimashou: Josei: Nē, nē, nē, chotto hayaku doko ni iku no? Anata ga shiru koto ga dekireba, watashi wa anata ga shiru koto ga dekiru to iu. Iesu Kirisuto: Kaigi ni. Josei: Kaigi, kaigi, ichinichijū, soshite mainichi, soshite anata ga shiru koto ga dekireba, anatahadare to aou to shite imasu ka? Anata ga dekirunara, watashi wa tazuneru. Iesusama: Shito-tachi to tomoni. On'na: Shito-tachi, tatoe anata ga sorera no shito-tachi to au tokide sae, anata wa sono shito-tachi to hanasu koto ga dekiru nodesu ka? Moshi anata ga shiru koto ga dekireba, watashi wa anata ga shiru koto ga dekiru to iu. Iesusama: Watashi wa sukuinushidesu. Josei: Nandesuka? Sukuinushi? Iesusama: Hai, aganai omo, on'na, sukuinushi. Josei: ? Ima sore ga hontōdearunaraba, anata wa tazune rareta toki, subete no kyūseishu ni naritakatta hito iru koto o kakunin shi, sukuinushidesu, anata wa sono jiten de sugu soko, migi ga, mochiageta watashi wa tashika ni, kare no te o ageta saisho sore wa watashi, anata wa hijō ni yoku, kare o shitte irunode, watashi wa, watashi ga iru kotoda kanarazu soreha (kono kakū no kaiwa no jikan no tame ni, fuan Eru bautisuta wa mada kanojo o motte ita) mo atta koto o, dare no atama o kakeru koto ga dekiru yo sōdeshita sore ga dōdatta no ka, watashitachi ga ie kara rīsu o atsumeru tame ni kuru toki, watashi wa kotaeru tsumoridesu: Īe, omo yo, soreha, watashitachi ga sukuinushidearukaradesu. Anata ga yori yoi daiku no tame ni kanojo no chichi, Josefu-shide wanainode, mite, to Sae Tablitas o sandingu, kare to issho ni soko ni tsuitachi o tsuiyashite, watashi wa chōdo naze gimon ni omou, watashi ga itte, shitte iru shinaide kudasai, sā watashi ga anata ni tsutaetai ta no kotogara: Iesu wa doko ni iru nodesu ka? Iesu wa doko ni dete kita nodesu ka? Iesu ga kaette kuru to, iesu wa sudeni sono misu o shinpai shite imasu. Soshite, rūkasu-san ni, watashi wa kare ga ie no tame ni watashi o tsurete kite iru no ga sukide wa arimasen. Omo ga kao o mi ni kuru to, anata wa me o hitotsu ni mimasu. Sudeni subete no mono o miru koto o oete, subete no mono o shōjutsu shi, subete no mono o me de minaoshi, subete o sukyana ni shimashita. Watashi wa sore o konomanai, soshite, soreha-shi pītā ari,-nushi wa subete o kyohi shita baai, hon'nin ni yoru to, kare wa mattaku hyōji sa remasen, nani o yatta koto ga nai, kare wa nani mo shiranai, subete ga itsuwarideari, kurikaeshi to kurikaeshi kesshite, tokidoki ni onaji to iimasu 3-kai, īe, watashi wa sore ni taeru koto ga dekimasen.
Ā to razaro mo atta, to kare wa ryōhō ga hanasu yō ni, kono atari de okoru to, jikai, kare wa shakkin ni michite iru ka dō ka o kakunin suru tame ni, dōi suru koto o itta mama to iu hōhō ni yori, heddo ni, anata wa futatabi kare wa saigo no jikan o shita to onaji koto o okonaimasu, kare wa kare ga sorera o karite, subete no shakkin o yurushite ita koto subete ga, sonotame ni hijō ni kansha shite iru, to kansha to, soshite kare wa ima anata ga kare ni shita ōkina onkei ni hijō ni kansha shite iru darenimo okane o karite imasen. Soshite, seifu no keisatsu, senchurion, soko ni mo arimashitashi, anata ga ienikaeru shiyou to shite iru toki? Dake aisatsu shita baai, kazoku to sore wa sono idaina akogare o matte iru koto o kare wa ittaga, hidari anata ga nozomunaraba, chōdo soko ni itte, chōdo kon'nichiwa, karera ga sore ni manzoku shite iru to iu dakedesu. Soshite rōzu rengō no ichiba no bendā wa, anata wa mata, karera wa, karera wa anata ni kare ga okossuru koto wa arimasen koto o, anata wa mohaya hanbai, soko ni sono yōna tarantines ka nanika ni nokkoto ga, jiin ni ōku o erudarou anata o yakusoku shite inai koto o itte mimashou subete, soshite toki ni suru koto ga deki, ichiba o tsūka surunode, kanōna baai wa, anata ga sorera o takusan ochite kita hanbai, irai, karera ga ima, zaiko ni aru shōhin o kakeru sanshō shite kudasai. Karera wa jōkyō ga hijō ni muzukashī to iimasu. Soshite, mimi o katamukete iru omo judasu isukariotto no sewa o shi,-nushi no subete ga, korera no hi o hanbai suru koto o nozonde iru, to kare wa soko ni nanika o hanbai shi, 30-mai no ginka, soshite dono yōna hanbai shite itaga, kare wa kisu de kare o uragirumashita, hōyō, matawa nanika, dare ga, sore wa hijō ni hikui omo wa hijō ni shinpi-tekidearu tamedatta, to hanashita koto o shitte iru koto ga dekinakattanode, dare mo iu koto o shiranai, kii tenaidarou yō ni, daremoga, kiite inaidarou ka, I watashi wa omo no izureka no jishin o motteinai,-nushi ga kare no sewa o suru, sore, matawa nani o hanbai suru koto ga deki, anata no tame ni okane o teikyō suru tame ni idō shi, hanbai suru koto ga dekinai yō ni shite kudasai anata mo, kare wa anata ga sutikku ni kugidzuke-yō ni suru ka dō ka, nani mo kinishinai, to anata wa watashi ga itte itte inai, anata ga fukkatsu surunode, sore ni tsuite shinpaishinaidekudasai, watashi wa yaku 3-kakan nani mo sore no tame ni, īe, sore wa arimasen. Sā ā,-betsu no koto, omo yo, watashi ga hanasu koto wa dekimasen kesshite, watashi ga hanashi o sa sete kudasai, watashi wa anata ni nani mo iu koto wa dekimasen kesshite, watashi wa anata ga tsuneni dake no hanashi, watashi ga hanashita koto ga nai, nani mo iu koto wa dekimasen. Iesusama: Daijōbu, on'nadesu. Daijōbudesu. 


Nōtos:
A) Amedrondon@ gmail. Komu arigatō:  anata wa, E mēru o kyōyū suru tame ni, anata no jōku o sōshin suru koto ga dekimasu shite kudasai. Kaite kudasai: Kigen no" jōku" jōku-mei to kuni. Arigatō. Jōku, ya hansha, AMED: 

B) You Can see other group of jokes, in other Blogger mine: CHISTES, Y REFLEXIONES, AMED. wa mata, anata ga watashi no ta no burogā de jōku no betsu no gurūpu o miru koto ga deki, oboete oite kudasai. Arigatō.

C) watashi wa jōku no shuppan no watashi no keizoku de, watashi wa nagai jikan o shimeru ta no shokugyō no tame ni nagai pōzu no tame ni shazai shimasu. Watashi wa dekiru kagiri, itsu demo shuppan suru koto o yakusoku shimasu. Arigatō.   

D) subete no shuppan-mono wa, onaji Ni~Tsu ni, 11 node mottomo hiroku hanasa rete iru gengodearu: Kokunai, nozoku, eigo, chūgokugo, Arabia-go, doitsugo, furansugo, Itaria-go, Porutogaru-go, pōrando-go, Ukuraina-go, nihongo to Supeingo. 

E) oyobi, jinsei wa mijikaidesu, yūmoa to dōkyo shite kudasai, Happīhappī. Arigatō.


F) ā,-betsu no koto, shira rete iru Benezuera no shimin, matawa anata no hijō ni utsukushī machi de sono sonzai o shitte iru baai wa, sorera ni shien to enjo o teikyō suru koto ga dekimasu shite kudasai, karera wa, yoi hito, yoi hito shite kudasai de, arigatōgozaimasu.

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