If Jesus had married.
God, Jehovah, Javeh, Eloim, our Highest Creator of the whole Universe, our Supreme Being, many reasons must have had, when to impose a deserved punishment on Adam and Eve for having committed these Original Sin, he simply told them: I declare Husband and Woman. "
In none of the Biblical Millennial Scriptures, Old and New Testament, and so on, was it ever written that he had foreseen for his beloved and beloved Only-Begotten Son a woman.
Suppose Jesus had married:
The Woman: Hey, Hey, ... Hey, where are you going so early? If you can know, I say, if you can know.
Jesus: To a meeting.
The Woman: meetings, meetings, all day and every day in that, and if you can know, who you are going to meet? I ask, if you can.
Jesus: with the Apostles.
The Woman: The Apostles, even when you meet with those Apostles, and that you can talk to those Apostles so much? if you can know, I say, if you can know.
Jesus: I am the Redeemer.
The woman that? Redeemer?
Jesus: Yes, Redeemer, Woman, Redeemer.
The Woman: Now if it is true, you are the Redeemer, surely when they asked who of all wanted to be the Redeemer ?, you were the first to raise your hand, right there he raised it, right there, sure I am of that this was so, I am capable of betting anyone's head, that that was so (for the moment of this imaginary conversation, John the Baptist still had his), because I know you very well, I am sure that that's how it was, when we come to collect the Lease from the House, I'm going to answer: No Lord, none of that, because we are the Redeemers. Listen, because you better not go to the Carpentry of your Dad, Mr. Jose, and spend all day there with him, even if it is sanding the Tablitas, please, I do not know, I say, I just ask myself that, Mr.
Other Things I want to tell you:
Who is that Miss Mary Magdalene, who is always calling here to the house, asking, where is Jesus? What did Jesus come out with? When Jesus returns, Jesus is already Weary of that Miss.
And also, please, that Mr. Lucas, I do not like that he is bringing me here for the house, when that Lord comes to see one to the Face, he gets to see the eyes to one, is that already has finished to see everything, to detail all one, to review it all one with the eyes, has made everything a Scanner to one, I do not like that Lord,
And if it is that Mr. Pedro, that Lord denies everything, according to him, he never appears in anything, he has never done anything, he never knows anything, he denies everything, and repeats and repeats, sometimes says the same thing until three times, oh No, I can not stand it,
And Lazarus, by the way, was also there, and left it said to you, that he was going to stop by, so that the two of them could talk and agree, to see if the next time he is full of Debts until the head, you do him the same thing he did last time, that he is very grateful for that, and that thanks to that, and to all that he owed them, he had already forgiven all the Debts, which he already , now, do not owe Money to anyone, who is very grateful for that great favor you made him.
And a Government Police, a Centurion, was also there and left it said, that when it is that you are going to go home, even if only to say hello, that family and that is waiting with much longing, that if you want, just go there to that, just to say hello, that they are satisfied with that.
And the Lords of the Union of Market Vendors, they also let him say, that they promise him that they will not again make you angry, that they will not go back to the Temple any more, to be riding tarantines or any of that there, selling everything, and that when you can, you go through the Market, so please, to see if it is possible, you multiply them the Goods that they have in Inventory now, since the Sales, and they have lowered them a lot. They say the situation is very difficult.
And listen, beware of that Lord Judas Izcariote, that Lord wants everything to sell, these days, and that he was selling something there, and that in 30 Silver Coins, and that what he sold, I would deliver it with a kiss , or a hug, or something like that, but no one could know that it was, because that Lord is very Mysterious, and that spoke very low, so that nobody heard him, so that no one heard him, did not know what he was talking about, I I have no confidence in that Lord, that Lord is very capable of selling himself, or whatever, beware of him, please do not go to being offered a Money for you, and is very capable of selling it to you too, he does not care about anything, whether it's for you to nail him to a Stick, and then you're not going to tell me, I do not worry about that, because you're resurrected, for that, No, none of that. Mr.
Ah, and another thing, Lord, please, let me speak, I can never speak to you, I can never tell you anything, I can never say anything, I can never speak, you always talk only.
Jesus: All right, Woman, All right.
Notes:
And Lazarus, by the way, was also there, and left it said to you, that he was going to stop by, so that the two of them could talk and agree, to see if the next time he is full of Debts until the head, you do him the same thing he did last time, that he is very grateful for that, and that thanks to that, and to all that he owed them, he had already forgiven all the Debts, which he already , now, do not owe Money to anyone, who is very grateful for that great favor you made him.
And a Government Police, a Centurion, was also there and left it said, that when it is that you are going to go home, even if only to say hello, that family and that is waiting with much longing, that if you want, just go there to that, just to say hello, that they are satisfied with that.
And the Lords of the Union of Market Vendors, they also let him say, that they promise him that they will not again make you angry, that they will not go back to the Temple any more, to be riding tarantines or any of that there, selling everything, and that when you can, you go through the Market, so please, to see if it is possible, you multiply them the Goods that they have in Inventory now, since the Sales, and they have lowered them a lot. They say the situation is very difficult.
And listen, beware of that Lord Judas Izcariote, that Lord wants everything to sell, these days, and that he was selling something there, and that in 30 Silver Coins, and that what he sold, I would deliver it with a kiss , or a hug, or something like that, but no one could know that it was, because that Lord is very Mysterious, and that spoke very low, so that nobody heard him, so that no one heard him, did not know what he was talking about, I I have no confidence in that Lord, that Lord is very capable of selling himself, or whatever, beware of him, please do not go to being offered a Money for you, and is very capable of selling it to you too, he does not care about anything, whether it's for you to nail him to a Stick, and then you're not going to tell me, I do not worry about that, because you're resurrected, for that, No, none of that. Mr.
Ah, and another thing, Lord, please, let me speak, I can never speak to you, I can never tell you anything, I can never say anything, I can never speak, you always talk only.
Jesus: All right, Woman, All right.
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