P'yanyy Borotʹba Pivenʹ

P'yanyy zakhodytʹ v Bar, i krychytʹ:

Khto tut, yakyy, yak vvazhayutʹ, duzhe Borotʹba Pivenʹ?

I vsi, khto tam ne bulo, nemaye, tse stalosya vidpovisty, vse boyalysya, nalyakav usikh, i movchaly.

Pislya toho, yak dovhyy chas, pislya toho, yak p'yanyy i vypyv stilʹky chashok, znovu hovorytʹ:

YA proshu shche raz, shchob nikhto ne skazav, shcho vin ne chuv, khto tut, khto, yak vvazhayutʹ Very Borotʹba Pivenʹ?

I Chorna lyudyna protyahom trokhy bilʹshe 2 metriv, a takozh bilʹshe 1 v shyrynu, i kazhe:

YA odyn, ya vvazhayu, meni duzhe Borotʹba Pivenʹ, chomu, odyn, i v chomu problema i shcho vidbuvayetʹsya?

I vin vidpoviv P'yanyy:

Zhoden odyn, ni, ne ne khvylyuytesya, tse prosto, shchob pobachyty, yakshcho ya mozhu prokynutysya o 5 ranku.

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