YA Pajinolo.

Pajinolo, v svoyiy roboti, roblyatʹ skarhu nachalʹnyku:

H-n menedzher, vchora pomishchenyy nachalʹnyka, Polikarpa i Polikarpa, molodshyy za mene, a takozh, ya dumayu, shcho ya nabahato rozumnishyy i bilʹsh hnuchkoyu, nizh vin.

Menedzher pereryvaye, i kazhe:

Tsentr Pajinolo, ale po-pershe, vy mozhete znayty mene v tomu, shcho velykyy shum?

Pajinolo Yde na vulytsyu, i nezabarom povertayetʹsya, i kazhe menedzheru:

They YE deyaki vantazhivky, ser.

I menedzher kazhe:

Pytannya: Ale, nesuchi vantazhni avtomobili, Pajinolo?

Pajinolo Zvorotno, i nezabarom povertayetʹsya i kazhe:

Llevan Paketa, ser.

I menedzher kazhe:

Pytannya: Ale, i te, shcho vony ye Upakovka, Pajinolo?

Pajinolo, Nazad, i nazad, i vona kazhe menedzheru:

Ymitʹ Ser, ya nichoho ne mih chytaty.

I menedzher kazhe:

I kudy vony ydutʹ, Pajinolo?

Vuelve Pajinolo poza, i pislya povernennya skazav:

"YA dumayu, shcho do tsentru, ser.

The Menedzher dyvytʹsya na nʹoho i kazhe:

Pajinolo 'Budʹ laska, zatelefonuyte meni Polikarp.

Policarpo Prykhodytʹ, a menedzher kazhe Pajinolo:

Pajinolo, Vy sydyte i kazhe Policarpo:

Policarpo, YA mozhu zrozumity, shcho velykyy shum?

I Polikarp hovorytʹ:

• Yak blyskavka, ser, ya vzhe z'yasuvaty.

Policarpo Out shvydko, i cherez 5 khvylyn, povertayetʹsya i kazhe menedzheru:

Le Hospodʹ poyasnyv, chotyry vantazhivky tsukru, chastyna yakoho kupyly 15 tonn Dystryb'yutor Center, Optovyy prodazh Province House. Tse ranok, i tse buv shche odyn, ne mensh, ser.

U Tsey moment pereryvaye menedzher, i kazhe:

Spasybi, Policarpo. Sliduyte za vashu robotu.

I vin kazhe Pajinolo:

Vybachte Pajinolo, vy rozumiyete, abo ya povynen postavyty kalihrafiyu.

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